Global Tea-bagging Commencing...

In 2012, hopefully we will be as fun in real life as our wall photos.

$3.48 billion

Saw a bird fall out of the sky to the ground. What could it mean?

uploading university to university

Art Looking For Good Home: Winter cleaning time! sketches/prints/more PayPal maxinfeld AT hotmail.com $10.95 will send you goodies today.

Why is my train in raging party mode?

Did you make the big list? http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/alltags/

Ojai Sunset. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/6578863911/in/photostream

Dang Santa hooked it up fo' reals.

Self Portait and Flower Mirrors

Self Portait and Flower Mirrors, originally uploaded by Max Infeld.

Self Portait

2012 sans "LOLing"

Awesome photos uploaded. Enjoy! Merry Pre-Christmas. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus

Sinterklaas steamboat is full of presents.

Ojai style.

Uploaded new photos for your personal enjoyment. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/page2/

Did you know bakersfield has over 5,900 hotel rooms from quaint to "full service"?

Wouldn't it be weird if correlation always implied causation?

Its awesome when the cab comes before you call it.

Check out the trailer for Boyfriend! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkO4heQgsyQ

I've discovered I only age from celebrating.

It's rage o' clock. In a great way of course. Thanks friends, family n loved one for making this day awesome.

Zombie Max.

Goat Nose

Goat Nose, originally uploaded by Max Infeld.

Have a Goat Nose.

Is this red snapper sashimi grade?

Have any extra f/0.95 lenses I can have?

A doll head on concrete. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/6503793731/in/photostream/

How to make brains spatter effect. With great acting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8ms2WIJUE

Persimmons are the new tomatos.

It's perfectly quiet this morning.

Good morning. Have some trees. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/6485485069/in/photostream/

http://youtu.be/CvNAKea-FmU

Any pro tips?

http://www.google.com/gwt/x?source=mig&hl=en&gl=us&u=http%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.newscientist.com%2Fc%2F749%2Ff%2F10897%2Fs%2F1a9bd9ec%2Fl%2F0L0Snewscientist0N0Cblogs0Cshortsharpscience0C20A110C120Csee0Eflickrs0Edaily0Ephoto0Edeluge0Bhtml0DDCMP0FOTC0Erss0Gnsref0Fonline0Enews%2Fstory01.htm

Chai donut gravy is my favorite fruit.

Making priceless works of art.

Christmas trees being held hostage everywhere.

Russian breakfast in hollywood.

These high tech holiday sports gettin' funny: http://tiny.cc/or3e2

Need your helps doing maths: 2 days / ( 45M turkeys + 45B spent on black Friday) =____________

happy holidays. this is my greeting card. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/6357520105/

Olympus E-P3 with cine Navitar 100mm f1.5

This is nuts.

Where is my package?

What is your code?

Here's some contemporary art. "Let's be Friends" http://flic.kr/p/aHhR4P

We extended the publishing deadline through tomorrow! Yeeeeaaaahhhh!

Free rent in the plaza! Urban camping anyone?

Only 10 pounds of frosting.

Super serious art mischief-ishness at secret location.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21228386.300-graffiti-artists-caught-out-by-their-handiwork.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news

Postmodern List of Things to do:

We are publishing tons of minibooks! Content submission deadline is Friday. Inquire today!

Sad Face Ladies

They are sad because seamonster has to leave.

Chillin wit da ladies

Just heard someone say Shwasted Swaggarday. But what does it mean?

11/12/2011

I'm giving my favorite people these stickers for Christmas this year: "99percent: self-empowered" http://r.ebay.com/yT4grk

New film shots uploaded. Enjoy! http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus

Scanning film right now. There's some real good ones. Will have some pics for yall tonight on Flickr!

There is something special about today.

For the multitude of activities advocating well being, inequality or controversy I recommend using this product. Be heard. http://tiny.cc/sakuramarkers

Why so cold? TEOTW?

This ended up on my Halloween Weekend film roll from S.F. Pretty awesome shot. http://flic.kr/p/aAS9bm

the entire city SGGBU

3/4ths aerial city view of subsidized ghetto gingerbread utopia.

SGGBU- gingerbread jail

Subsidized Ghetto Gingerbread Utopia. The animals escaped to the roof.

SGGBU

Detail of postmodern gingerbread structure

SGGBU

3/4ths aerial city view of subsidized ghetto gingerbread utopia.

SGGBU 2011

Making gingerbread at hillstomp.

Who wants to go see V for Vendetta 2 with me at Cinemark starting at 3:20?

Git ready for for Subsidized Ghetto Gingerbread House Utopia this Friday!

Giant Crow

With broken wing.

Tree rats acting really funny today.

Giant Crow

With broken wing.

Fancy syphon coffee time with Ritual freshly roasted beans.

Finally new pics on my flickr. Hellaween special! http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/6300895648/

Kids it's ok to play on monday.

Find thing on street. Put in museum. Send pic. I send you an art degree.

Make propaganda for your own invented cause day!

The cab driver told me I should get a bike.

working for or working with?

New Trendy Hipster Barbie: http://tinyurl.com/3staujw Perhaps, this will reunite the Barbie Liberation Organization?

Four million iphones sold in three days. What?

What do we say when they are listening?

In L.A. and want to learn about spray paint techniques? This event is only $5 bucks and you get cool stuff! http://tiny.cc/ruyhx

Account got hacked or something. Kind of funny though. http://anony.ws/di-PR15.jpg

33third.com - Graffiti and Street Art Supplies - Montana Paint - MTN - Molotow Belton. (NEW!) 3 Can Montana Goldline Tester Can Pack - Montana Goldline Spray Paint - 33third.com

33third.com - Graffiti and Street Art Supplies - Montana Paint - MTN - Molotow Belton. (NEW!) 3 Can Montana Goldline Tester Can Pack - Montana Goldline Spray Paint - 33third.com

Someone is burning turds in my neighborhood.

Walmart has huge deals on signs, sign making materials and balaclavas! http://tiny.cc/dq7u9

Might Occupy Facebook be the victor of this movement? http://flic.kr/p/9FgvtC

Camera on pole.

There is a camera on the pole.

Late night font making session. It's fun. I could make your handwriting into a font. Inquire today.

I had the two moons dream.

Looking forward to dollars occupying my bank account.

Ebay will always come back to haunt you months later.

The adventure begins.

When robots rebuild the past with our content what will they be the most confused by? faux vintage photos?

Don't want to brag but...I have the coolest font in the world.

Who will get free tacos Friday?

Did you know there is other stuff on the internet?

Buy me ticket, I'll go with you! http://blackrockarts.inticketing.com/events/167904

It sounds like squirrels in my fridge sometimes.

FREE SAMPLE. 2011.

Thanks Chico enterprise-record for this awesome contemporary art!

pirate fortress?

Conceptual art. Cheap. Today only. Inquire here.

What happens to all those suggestions you give to artists, that will never be pursued?

Burning Man plus film equals surreal. http://flic.kr/s/aHsjwchmV5

Hot Burning Man 2011 Pictures. This is my favorite: http://flic.kr/p/amt3WW

It is so quiet today.

Let's go to the farmers market.

It's night in the default world and I feel like I should still be wearing my headlamp and glow.

Living large

Sushi at Gen Kei in Chico, CA

Dirty burning man pictures.

The cameras got dirty too.

I have seen radical self indulgence. It was grand.

Getting on the 80 East. Finally we on the road.

Is this the future?

I want breakfast.

Marysville at Sunset

The most beautiful place in the world.

Who is ready for the playa?

Dear bank, why u eat everything when I feed you?

What did your parents used to tell you on the first day of school?

Subversive Sunday!

Will you virtual art with me? Sent it over via private msg. I'll include it in this afternoon collaboration. Snarks welcome too.

sell sell sell!

Just got rickrolled.

****IT UNZINE. Issues #1,#2,#3 (+18 only ) Only 7 copies left! http://tiny.cc/UNZINE

****it UNZINE

Just published my first three issues of ****IT UNZINE. These are entirely made by me. You'll want to get your hands on these. They are going really fast. As of now only 7 of each are left. The content is guaranteed to make you question your purchase! 18 years and older only.

Edition of TEN ONLY!

Special Offer Available:
All Three For Only $15
With Free Shipping!

Making a video tonight. Let's get digitized. 8:00 P.M.

Almost forgot that it's "National know what you want day!"

Today lets do awesomely great things.

FREE FRIDAY

HOLY CRAP. Burning Man Coupons? Why didn't I think of this. O, wait I did. http://tiny.cc/burningmancoupons

BURNING MAN COUPONS

Just proofed and printed COUPONS FOR YOU. These are "special coupons" for Burning Man RITE of PASSAGE 2011. These coupons are accepted by everyone...almost. The content is kept secret until distribution at the man. However, you can get a Signed Editioned Artist's Proof for 10 bucks! There's only 10 of them available! Hurry because they will go fast. All proceeds will be used to support Camp Faderade. Extra goodies for the first 3 orders! FREE SHIPPING! If you are going to Burning Man you'll be able to get one of the regular edition of 1000 for free, on the playa.

Publishing party 9:30PST More info to come.

Checking out my Burning Man film shots from the last couple years. Will you make it this year? http://tiny.cc/y00o1

What will you do if the stock market crashes on Monday?

Today is 'Invent your own movie quotes day.' Perform with accent. WIN.

5000th Upload to Flickr. http://flic.kr/p/a9AePq

What is your greatest work of art?

I'm doing a performance tonight in Red Bluff?

I have a guest grasshopper. What should one do to entertain a grasshopper?

Really high at Burning Man 2011. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5032342443/in/photostream/

Postmodernism night. Who wants out?

The mozzarella smells funny, should I still eat it?

Taking off from the Department of Awesomeness.

Why is snookie getting spanked?

Fine art time!

Lolz or Blahs? $4200 grant winner for the Bidwell Park Department of Tourism: http://youtu.be/xIEdZo43HUg

First

Let's play tictactoe: x--,---,---. Your turn.

Everywhere you go today, ask for the secret menu.

Thanks smartphones: faster answers to stupid questions.

Free public cell phone charger: http://flic.kr/p/a46uHj

Believe in the correlation of full moon chaos?

Seriously, TMI.

Not Sleeping? It's a pole! http://flic.kr/p/a3gQGU

Catching the sun at Bidwell Park.

Let's go to the crik. http://flic.kr/p/a27mJ1

Roadtrip

What simulation is this?

My traincar is full of poop: both bathrooms are broken. Amtrak should consider offering some lighter options for snacks.

Yea! The bus is overheating.

Hit a fire hydrant with your car. It will be fun for the whole neighborhood. Better than fireworks. http://flic.kr/p/9ZVaRz

Totally kicked it with Bansky this weekend: http://flic.kr/p/9Z4UpS

The alarm clocks symphony morning.

Fire hydrant was just hit. Water everwhere.

A real blue cat: http://flic.kr/p/9Z4kXU

Petting a blue cat.

Is this illegal? http://flic.kr/p/9XpHer

They are______on TV so we don't have to.

bird http://flic.kr/p/9Ysj42

"He mean tweeted me"

Facebook-

Amazon Kindle is only $114? With wifi? At that price...I'm gunna get one today. http://tinyurl.com/3zgkdm5

It's an awesome day to take pictures.

Looks like TEOTW hit Bakersfield first.

Live scrolling sculpture: http://tinyurl.com/4yd5tol

Train 714 to Bakersfield. I smell poop.

From Chico to San Diego is gunna take about 14.5 hours, total. Seriously, how did collective transportation get so screwed? Best explanation wins postcard with coupons.

IT'S SATURDAY 10PM LET'S PLAY THE CAPS LOCK GAME!

Anyone going to SoCal early Monday?

Meltdown commencing.

It's the longest day.

Trash that looks like it's supposed to be there. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5855680824/

McDonalds then farmers market.

Dutch coins will have QR codes!

Coffee is hot!

Check out the moon. It's on.

Add a laser to it-- make it awesomer!

mmmmm tanzania peaberry time. hope to finish up early before the heat comes!

FULL MOON http://flic.kr/p/9Si2aV

It's getting hot up in here.

Wouldn't it be weird if we got paid to break stuff then paid to fix it?

Bring me large coffee. Super stat.

Yo, Chico city residents, get out and VOTE! It's a special election! I heard the 'I voted' sticker gets you free..?

The entire block is vibrating. What now?

Years later we debate what really happened at the WTC... all conspiracies! http://flic.kr/p/9Qjr7E

It's quite wet outside. One of the best days to go to the farmers market. I'm not going to say why. Guess correctly and you win prizes!

Old Chico.

How do you know if it's a trap?

Evaporation is a cooling process.

Who should be prom princess? http://flic.kr/p/9PdZdN

New uploads. There's some hot stuff! http://flic.kr/ps/bm1KW

Coffee ON.

Group meeting today!

Trying to teach a dog to play pool.

NEWS: Scientists agree that whales understand dubstep.

A twister is coming!

Stacking stuff is fun.

LIGHTNING AND CLOUDS! http://flic.kr/p/9Lt1JJ

It's hailing in Chico,CA!

If you can guess where I'm going today, I'll buy you a burrito!

I just made a movie. One of my favorite art videos, ever: http://youtu.be/FfnLVlMQ_fs?hd=1

Yo, 'merica we has problems over here we gots to fix before we be breaking stuff over there.

Excellent documentation for 'Judgement Day Greeting Cards' http://flic.kr/p/9JXm82 Get 'em while you...still can! Great Job B.B.G.C.C.

EBAY said I'm 'not winning.' I'm OK with that.

Awesome documentation for Rapture Greeting Card sales. http://www.flickr.com/photos/faux-toe/sets/72157626633407821/

We have cheeseburgers.

Coffee Time: http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5717086765/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5716922323/

There is a black cat in my apartment. What should I do to get it out? Unrelated: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_and_cancer#Cancer

IT'S A TRAP?

Special Super Secret Art Club Meeting. You're probably curious, it's normal. PayPal me $75 and I guess I'll hook ya up a temporary pass...

Accepting applications for Summer Art Collaborations. Please make up your own application and fill out, then send as a PDF to my E-mail.

I've finally uploaded some awesome spring pictures! Check 'em out! Yea! http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/

So many impressive art / event / openings tonight here in Chico,CA. I wish I could make it to all of them. There needs to be a shuttle that's goes to all of them!

Who wants to go on a long walk with me? It's gunna be fun!

SPIDER WINS. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5682259785/

What amazing tools we have to generate our own news!

If there was a switch for your actions to reflect your beliefs, when would you decide to turn it on?

The donut virus.

Pogs are still useless.

No ice cream, just film.

Tomorrow is: Backup Social Network Contacts and Post Objectionable Content Day.

The Secret Coffee Club is looking for a slogan and mascot. Winner gets life membership! Deadline is 8:00AM PST.

Peeps!

The peeps are creeping!

Eggs!

Stoked. Radio art trade. Just picked up: handmade incense holders; six pack of bigfoot, fireworks, candles, silly string,punch balloons.

Never thought the radio could be this fun. Robot command center, free art delivery,live clothing exchange, and so much more!

Live on the radio with Sea Monster at 1:30PM PST on KZFR. Gunna be a good time!

Roasted hard. Loved it.

BREAKTHROUGHNEWS: A truckload of skunks must have overturned, escaped and are running rampant through Chico.Can't you smell 'em everywhere?

Max can wax.

Gallery hours today. Now you know.

Can't sleep. I'd settle for a machine reading a .pdf to me,but you are here; tell me a story.

What are you not doing right now?

Soon, but not tonight-- we should wash the collective, residual pervertry from mind.Suggestions?

Props to RAYRAY and the special helpers. I'm blown away by all the amazing artists in Chico. Visit The Real Erotic art show- up till Friday

A small glimps into The Real Erotic art show event: http://www.flickr.com/photos/faux-toe/sets/72157626510521766/with/5624569027/

Awesome video for The REAL EROTIC Art Show at RAYRAY GALLERY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2RdVYbzdiY

Sexy overload.

Perhaps, a new rule is needed regarding opinions in fields in which one does not participate?

What are you cooking?

The Real Erotic Art Show on cover of Synthesis

At the RAYRAY GALLERY Chico,Ca

free parking on monday or what?

Have an extra one of these I, could use tomorrow? http://www.powis.com/products/bindingmachines/fastback15xs.php

I have a slave meeting this morning.

Can't stop taking flower pictures! Where can I get help? http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5587835908/

How come stockton is so beautiful?

East portal grand central station ceiling

Awesome.

Satuday flowerstick.

Its Satuday and im at the train station.

Train station at Solana Beach

The train station is full of 200 smelly runners.

Party on!

As seen at ralphs display

Sick of free ipad spam? Contact the company and tell them you will sue. GOT MY FREE IPAD2 IN THE MAIL! http://tinyurl.com/3qfa37s

the sunset i saw was better than your sunset http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5573326408/

Thanks to microwave pizza for concealing the fecal pungency!

Bus driver went in bathroom with my ID should I be concerned?

want to organize my 8 track collection?

Sexy Stubs!

Tickets for The Real Erotic art show. Hot!

Need handwarmer app.

I will be making more art starting now.

to follow the content or medium? gogogogo...

I took a picture of stairs. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5538768673/

The question "What is art?" has been been outlawed in 27 countries. How do you feel about this?

LUCKY CHARMS?

Time Travel Time. Causality-Violating Higgs Singlets at the LHC: ...The signature of these time-traveling singlets is a secondary decay vertex pre-appearing before the primary vertex which produced them.

Rads not rad.

Prank call night with me. My huge skype credit expires in three days. Contact me if interested.

Make QR Codes in your URL bar easily with Google Charts http://tinyurl.com/4heu4a5

Keep it classy San Diego.

helvetica in my office.

It's MAR

Best thrift store in awhile.

Published 3 small books. Will be sleeping well tonight.

Best sticker collection in Chico

I made some of these...

Finally got into a new york gallery. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeedjorgensen/5477298683/

Just got back from a great show about face censorship. Time for a powernap.

It's pouring outside!

Finally done with the job. Celebration in order.

It's party time.

First in flight

Damn I'm getting good at paper planes.

Perfecting the boring shots before attempting the interesting ones. Http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/with/5472287277/

Super hardly working. two of two

I'm working so hard at work.

Serious work. One of two.

I'm worKing hard at work.

So um who's cooking tonight?

Norcal, SUBMIT your erotic art to RAYRAY gallery! Psst. Repost to yer art buddies. http://www.youtube.com/hoopmov#p/u/%206/M2RdVYbzdiY

PayPal me 25 bucks and I will send you a flat rate priority mail box full of ART. Expires 2/28/11.

Don't need cable. Neighbors are free.

GOAT MAKES NECK SCULPTURES. HAWT. http://www.etsy.com/listing/68330103/dried-citrus-and-found-metal-necklace

My new Wollensak telephoto is hot. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5452690750/

Special star day!

We used to rock these stars back in high school!

Cows with slight rainbow

Highway 99 near chico california home of aaron rodgers

http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5443578051/

I'm starting on my erotic art show pieces for the RAYRAY show!

Its wet in chico

The esplanade is wet

Take it easy -or- have a good one?

Romance em tonite wit taco bell or mcdonalds. Put on a nice plate n git em ready.

Them kids and their vd cards

Butte college card making

It's wet-- outside. A great way to start VD Day...Yesterday greeting card sales were awesome. I gonna git me real valentine with all this money.

Tree murdering in the city of trees. Maybe the roundabout they'll put will reduce the number of accidents at this intersection? http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5442793564/

X-rated greeting card factory

Twas the saturday before valentines day...come find them on some corner downtown Chico tomorrow.

It turns out have a special gift for manufacturing X-Rated greeting cards. Tomorrow on sale. Find me downtown.

Broken dictionary

It's not working.

My personal marketing strateeegeries. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5439749293/

Wishing i was not so tired tonight. Saw a awesome SEAMONSTER show at the RAYRAY gallery: http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5437275887/

Caption #13. What's going on here?

Found at in n out.

Is work getting harder?

No electric blanket tonight, only gas blanket.

We do picture puzzles at work when it's slow

I could do this puzzle good.

Andy greer as hilary clinton by dylan tellesen

Andy tries on special three dee glasses by dylan tellesen from show at butte college.

Three years ago on this day electricity shot out of all my sockets. I thought it was TEOTW. the neighbors stereo caught fire and it wasn't even on.

Wake me up when the commercials go on.

If ya hate it you still might be advertising it.

Did anyone else make apple pies last night?

Butte College at sunrise

Photo doesn't do it justice.

Pixelpipe sends my pix all glitched out. Loving it. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5408419897/

Huh huh huh

Butt college

126 Kodak gold. Yashica Ez-matic.

Who want do foto time shoot?

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=la-bummer

Morning read.

Google image search something. Print it. Color it with crayons. Sell on craigslist. Post link here.

This is a throwback.

It's quite wet outside.

Repost: Awesome sculpture at Butte College.

Butte college in oroville california has exciting contemporary art. You will find real gems here.

Awesome sculpture at Butte College.

Butte college in oroville california has exciting contemporary art.

Tca-5 part instructions

What does this say?

Too many books.

What is the meme of the day?

Jobbyjob what strange multiverse this is.

Check out my new QR Code digital print folio, STATIC PEOPLE. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/5380448242/

STATIC PEOPLE

STATIC PEOPLE Series. Digital Prints.
These are portraits of people encoded with QR code content.
Click to see details on Flickr:




The twenty four images are made by batch processing using "Variables" and "Actions" in Photoshop CS4 and Excel.

Buy Folio Here Now:

***purchase will only go though if quantity is available***

Comments and Questions:
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