Best résumé ever. Landed some gigs on twitter from this.

This is my December résumé. Enjoy.

Nexus 10 dock

Does anyone know where I could get a nexus 10 dock? I'll look on eBay...nope
It keeps falling off the table. Maybe i just need something better to prop it up. The tablet is very indestructible. However a case would be great too. Keys keep banging into it. I'm looking for something not so flashy. Maybe I will look on eBay... Nope

Good luck fellow searchers. Let me know if you find something.
I would probably pay like $50 for a dock that had HDMI output.

Christmas is over

Christmas is now officially over
1) return all electronics
2) buy gardening tools and start a garden

Seriously WTF is going on

Made some new fonts.

I made some new fontss today check them out don't let him know let me know what you think (link)

Free Calendar from Max

2013 is coming and the world is not going to end. So get prepared.

Hey Pals. Here's a little gift to get an early start on the year.
Don't buy a calendar.
Just use and print one of these.
Totally awesome? Yes. I thought so, too.

Here's 12 month calendars in different formats for you to download and print.

One Month per 8.5x11 page
Six Months per 8.5x11 page
All Months per 8.5x11 page

One Month per 11x17page
All months on 11x17 page

All months on 13x19 page

Original PSD of all the layers for Photoshop

macaroon cheeseburger

It's so gross. Don't do it. It will make you ill and you will have to go to the doctor.

Paying Gig 1pm

Need assistant to help with communications for about an hour or two or three. It pays 15 bucks an hour and I will buy you a decent lunch. Let me know if you are interested. The work will be kinda wacky and totally under the table. Just email me at maxinfeld@gmail.com if you are interested.

Promise it will be interesting work.

Lick Barf Day = Black Friday

Lick Barf Day = Black Friday

Just remember this anagram before your throw down those credit cards on electronics that will be outdated in several months

Contains GMOs

Print Your Own Stickers

Attach where needed.

VOTE

VOTE

To be an active

participant in your community

To Improve the quality of life 

within your neighborhood

To Reach out beyond the ballots 

and bring long lasting value

to your home and nearest strangers

 VOTE to make CHANGE real

ELECTORAL COLLEGE CAN'T PAY STUDENT LOANS

ELECTIONS HAVE BEEN CANCELED...ELECTORAL COLLEGE COULDN'T PAY THEIR STUDENT LOANS.

Matchbook Collection Problem - Free art for your submission!

Deadline 10/31/2012

Art on Display at 1078 with GOAT

Here's an art installation. 

My collaboration with GOAT up at the 1078 Gallery in Chico, California.

Instructions:

1) play slideshow above 2) play this MP3

Hand to Bag by Max Infeld

Digital Detail

12x18 inch digital print. Limited Edition of 24. 2012.

 [ Buy Print Now Here for $25 ]

FREE PRIORITY SHIPPING THROUGH OCT 31st!

This is lake stillwater.

At hot country theater

Some gang signs tagg'd up on my door.

Found Comic

FOILYMPICS - WAS NEVER FUNNY.

Where is my igoogle?

100 percent free. I'll make your font for free! You might even make sum dollaz off it. http://xerographer.blogspot.com/2012/07/get-your-font-made-for-free.html?m=1

Ruttt Rowweee I think I just made an Infographic!

Just bit into a chocolate usb stick. I think it was a 16gb!

Once you counted to a hundred all the hundreds are the same.

Mural Kids

Insight Coffee in Sacramento

Do you own IP? Post links here.

Yep. This is a weird place.

Remember when the internet was green and black?

I've been working so dang hard. Ugh! http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus/

A Great Day For a Hike.

It's nice out today. Let's go to the park?

I'm melting in here.

Waldos everywhere!

Would you pay more to post organic status updates?

Enjoyed that leap second.

What percentage of significant others limit significantly?

All clicks lead to facebook.

It looks like cats run this place.

Late night business meetings.

Free conceptual art lessons today only.

Don't tell my landlord but I have a 50m shortwave antenna in my apartment.

Guess which famous person I'm hanging out with today...

When was the last time you were tricked into answering a question online?

Took a break from work to work from a break to work work.

How shall we proceed in breaking the interestingness of negativity?

Where is the ice cream truck?

24 hour organic diner needed in my area.

You may be an expert at something and not know it.

Boomboxes

I just watched someone walk into a glass door and it was funny.

What would you say with a million page views a week?

The Flickr is finally back! Here's some fresh stuff: http://www.flickr.com/photos/maximusmaximus

After things I have not seen.

The beach looks great from here.

Top Flickr Views of Max Infeld's Photostream

1		Spanking Winner	3,351
2		Arm Pit Hair Girl Puller	2,095
3		Couple Eating Armpit	1,234
4		Supermodel Train Friend	727
5		Handcuffs Breasts	468
6		Abandoned and Coke	394
7		Best Tacos in Chico	383
8		SPIDER WINS	380
9		Old and New Coke	357
10		LET'S BE FRIENDS	351
11		STATIC PEOPLE Series (Page 4 of 4)	291
12		Sea Monster Watercolor 2	287
13		The best photograph ever taken.	284
14		coke and smokes	275
15		QR Code Animal Buddies 4 of 5	269
16		STATIC PEOPLE Series (Page 1 of 4)	257
17		QR Code Animal Buddies 2 of 5	255
18		QR code art (detail)	252
19		Wollensak 25mm f1.5	251
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