Woke up to a full litre of "whisky" on the porch. Thanks euro Twitter stalker! What could all this mean?

bootie banging greeting card company. Father's day is coming up fast...
Erotic cards for your dads? No silly... for your friends with baggage.

Bring me a whisky?

Chico Residents: Watch out for BOOTY BANGING GREETING CARD COMPANY premiering tonight on a downtown street tonight. Kaaaaplaaaaow!!!

Its already hot today. Are you ready?

I'm impressed with McDonalds new organic and vegan menu. wow.

16up with perfect registration. MINIMINI ANYONE?

Does HP make the cancel print command not work intentionally? WTF?

Today I sat for a long time then moved really fast.

Chico's Friday Foto Club at Walmart McDonalds 5pm. Bring your camera and hugs.

Please follow instructions. Let this be known as national following instructions month. Let's hope next year has better turnout!

Organic gasoline?

My reusuable bag is...

Big day. And you?

Microzine workshop right now.

One more hour at the yart sale. 8th and salem.

Where is UPS?

i can't believe i won the lottery! hahahahahahahaha.

If you were a weapon of mass destruction what would you be? Why?

If you were a president which one would you be? why?